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THIS MADE ME LAUGH. MY ASS. OFF.
His little strut, it kills me! He must know he rocks that shirt, ‘cause I personally can never seem to get enough of him in it…
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In Which Belle Learns the Trade: Part Seven
Alright, from now on I’m not gonna promise pre-determined update times, because I obviously can’t stick to them. Stupid life always gets in the way. I’m sure you know the deal. But needless to say, I made it up to you guys by giving this one quite the ‘happy ending’ – if you know what I mean. It goes out with a—ahem—bang.
Alright, I’m done with the innuendo.
AND FOR GOD’S SAKE, DON’T LET YOUR KIDS READ THIS. Also, it took a lot of alcohol to write this chapter.
The other chapters can be found here.
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They stood amid the wreckage of the Dark Castle. It was as Rumplestiltskin had feared—the Queen and her men had demolished the place looking for the wretched dagger. The source of indomitable power and catastrophic tragedy. He and Belle meandered in solemn silence through the foyer, stepping over shattered glass, marble shards, and fallen tapestries. As they moved through the house, he could tell the Queen had grown more and more irate as their search progressed. Even a few ceiling beams had been torn down in some places.
“You know,” he finally uttered to Belle, “without my powers, it’s going to take forever to clean this place up.” He leaned on the walking stick he’d picked up during their trek home, feeling like a weary old man. He was sure he looked about the same. She glanced over at him as she stooped to pick up a large vase that had been knocked over. She was clearly dismayed by the state of the house.
“However,” he continued, a mischievous smile pulling at his mouth. “I was thinking that perhaps, maybe, we could start the process…in my chambers.”
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Is it sad that I only bought this because it made me think of Colonel Ives?
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Oh…my…God.
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The Fuck?
Fuck you SGU, ending after two season. No, you know what? Fuck everybody, you’re all assholes.
I agree with this, wholeheartedly. Fuck you all.
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Just got back home after a long day of Stargate-hopping. Fucking Rush never answers his radio.
Also, I caught him prancing around in my jacket earlier; we’re gonna have to have a little chat about that.
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Stargate: Universe “Long Journey”: Possibly the last piece Joel Goldsmith composed for the Stargate franchise, it’s a piano piece describing latent promise, with a mournful cello underscoring the sadness of the farewell, plus a distant violin lending a bright echo of hope.
Peace to your journey, Joel.
I replayed this part of the show over and over when I watched it for the first time. So beautiful. Made me a bit weepy-eyed!
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The Stranger?
Has anyone ever read the actual story about Pinocchio? I got a few chapters into it, and man…he’s a little rat bastard. If he were my kid I’d beat him bloody. It’s kind of a f*cked up story.
Also, there’s this toy store called “Geppetto’s” at my local mall. Every time I walk by I’m like o_O
AND…I found this bit of fun trivia today on iMDB:
- Jefferson (The Mad Hatter): The group Jefferson Airplane has a song called “White Rabbit” which uses imagery from the “Alice in Wonderland” tales
- Paige (Grace) In the real world the Hatter’s daughter is named Paige but in the other her name is Grace. Grace Slick was a member of Jefferson Airplane and writer of “White Rabbit”.
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Finally finished SGU…
…and I’m gonna go curl up in a corner and cry now.
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Faster-than-light Fairytale Land.
I’m really annoyed that Fairytale Land has been abbreviated “FTL.”
Now, because of Battlestar Galactica and Stargate, whenever I hear someone say “We’ve dropped out of FTL,” I think: DEAR GODS, WE’VE DROPPED OUT OF FAIRYTALE LAND…is there a gate to dial back?!
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zomg
What if Cora was Rumplestiltskin’s wife?
…WHAT IF BAE IS REGINA’S HALF-BROTHER?!
*falls over dead*
(and where the f*ck is Cora in Storybrooke???)
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Storrreeeeeez!
For your convenience and/or preference, I have published my OUAT fics on FanFiction.net.
In Which Rumplestiltskin Gets What He Deserves (completed)
In Which Belle Learns the Trade (work-in-progress)
Enjoy!
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thespianreveur asked: So glad you like the tag Darlin...I'm gonna twitter you :) If you haven't read Spin Me A Tale, you have too! I made a WP for it, it's both Rumbelle and Rushbelle :)
Ohhhh excellent! I shall seek it out :D Thanks!
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In Which Belle Learns the Trade: Part Six
THIS IS NOT THE END. One more chapter coming. An epilogue, if you will. The previous chapters are here.
Sooooo…this chapter required a bit of alteration because of the most recent episode of OUAT. Damn it, that’s what I hate about writing fics before the show’s even resolved. Again, I apologize profusely that this took me so damn long to post.
*slacker*
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Belle leaned into the crevice of a rock face and heaved a sigh. “Please tell me you can get us out of here before she returns,” she said dourly.
“Working on it, dearie.” Rumplestiltskin paced, his fingers rubbing against each other in preoccupied conflict.
The two of them ruminated for several moments, Belle’s arms tightly folded and Rumplestiltskin’s fingertips flicking sparks of exasperation as he racked his brain.
“Wait,” Belle muttered. “You changed your appearance before—can you still do that? In here?”
Rumplestiltskin glanced down at his hand, willing it to transform. It complied, iridescent and flickering in the low light as it changed. He could, it seemed, still inflict magic upon himself at least. He looked at Belle, immediately picking up on her train of thought.
